Friday, October 28, 2011

A lesson for fairy tale stepmothers

In German class we are studying German fairy tales, like Show White (Schneewittchen). They are good and better than Disney, but even some of the original characters and places are often one-dimensional and that is not really a bad thing. That was the norm in those days.
Here's some advice for anyone studying to be a fairy tale villain(ess):

1.Do not get angry over someone is prettier than you, unless he/she is a potential threat to you winning the fashion show. Just ask for advice from the prettier one, especially if the one in question is your stepdaughter.
2.Make sure the hunter you sent after someone is doing his job by overseeing him/her and threatening to hunt him/her if he doesn't do his job.
3.Make sure the fugitive you're after has nowhere to run that has dwarfs, if anything.
4.Use a poison that stays in the body and not one that leaves when the poison source is removed.

Now I have one piece of advice for damsels in distress: If you fell for a trick more than once, take the hint next time!

Most of these character quirks are forgivable because it was the norm of children stories in the Grimm Brothers era.

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Learning the ropes

Over the weekend I was at a camp where we got the chance to go on high ropes (which were 40 feet off the ground). We had extensive safety measures and harnesses that took a minute to put on. I had to travel with two others when I wanted to go alone. My partners got the hang of it after I got the hang of it at first try. I guess I move faster alone.

Later, we went onto a climbing wall. I had little success on my first try and I later tried again with another pair of shoes and made it. I learned the new meaning of foot-binding.

Saturday, October 1, 2011

Housecoming Windowpaint

Along with my high school's German club I was painting the local bike shop's windows for homecoming. We painted a cardinal with blue Lederhosen, Belgian flag instead of the German flag, and black boots. He was frying a bratwurst with a Purple Knight's helmet on it and letters saying, "Roasting the (Knight)wurst" with "brat" crossed off. Everyone had doughnuts for the hard work in the cold.

Monday, September 5, 2011

Airborn of CAP

I went on an O-Flight (Orientation flight) from Civil Air Patrol and flew a small light plane. I could get to a favorite national park in ten minutes on that plane. only trouble is that it feels like my brother's car.

Sunday, August 28, 2011

Bargain Branded

During many garage sales that I visited I found some interesting things that could be useful for me. Over time, I noticed that the people running the sale randomly let me get for free, despite me asking them if it is a good idea. Some of them say that it is because I am a good boy preparing for life, that it is useful for me to have, and other things along those lines. It does not feel fair.

If there is something being sold that looks good, consider why they (The sellers) are trying to get rid of it. It may only work for a short time, long enough to demonstrate, or they just want to get it off their hands.

There have also been times when the way things that are being sold are wasteful, like buying an iMac and ditching a perfectly good monitor that could be useful, or a perfectly good iPhone 3 for an iPhone 4. That is what most Apple users are like, trying to get the best technology, whereas I am the kind who would use what ever is at hand and use it to its best. It saves money and I know better to just buy a better object than what I already have for a newer model. I sometimes tell people who are selling those sorts of things that it would be better if they kept it because it is still useful. By the way, the person selling the iPhone is the wife of a co-worker of mine in the school district office tech department, so we both are fond of computers.

The day I bought an Xbox 360 secondhand that smelt like cigarettes was the same day I bought six more desktops that I could repair and donate. Why not keep what is working fine and fix what doesn't work and not be so quick to buy a new model for the sake of being up to date? It is like the old saying, "If it is not broken, why fix it?" As I would say, "If it is working well, why replace it?"

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

The Hairrier Harry: My review of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows 2

My friend and I saw Harry Potter 7 part 2 in 3D before he left for school. I never saw the first part but I read the whole book. It was one of the best HP films to date and had plenty of cool effects and one-liners.

The story was very much the same with the book (basically) and had to be changed to fit the film. There were times when the film was better than the book, for example the robbing of Gringotts was better in the film (I won't spoil anything about it, even though it was at the beginning and I won't spoil anything else).

The 3D was fuzzy at times, but the story lent itself well to the 3D. The times the film diverged from the book really could have got the same results if the scene was the same as the book. Apart from that, the film was brilliant and deserves 8.7 out of 10 stars.

Sunday, August 7, 2011

Desktopping everyone

I collected seven desktops over the summer and am imaging them. In the process, I am learning about the operating systems and hardware.

The first computer that I imaged (at home and not at work) I called "Brie," after Brian, who gave it to me.

Here's some advice to those wiping another's computer: No matter how interesting the files on the computer you are wiping are, do not go probing around his/her hard disc drive(HDD), especially if they have files on them. It is impolite, a violation of his/her privacy, and a good way to open a virus accidentally. I figured this out the easy way, and did not go probing his HDD. Anything of interest, like recipes, he could tell me himself.